February 2012
872 posts
I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...
– Barack Obama
(via loveyourchaos)
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tumblr people: you're so gorgeous hfusdifhsdifhisdhfis
people in real life: oh look it speaks
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Which 3 words would you rather hear? Put a | next...
I'm the Doctor: ||||
Yer a wizard: |
I'm Sherlock Holmes: ||||||||
Pick your starter: |||
SBurb is downloading: ||||
I love you:
Jim Moriarty...hi!: |||||
AUDIENCE?!: |||
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Which 3 words would you rather hear? Put a | next...
I'm the Doctor: ||||
Yer a wizard: |
I'm Sherlock Holmes: |||||||||
Pick your starter: |||
SBurb is downloading: ||||
I love you:
Jim Moriarty...hi!: |||||
Bless Your Face: ||
PRODUCTIVITY
stale-brain-cake:
I AM GOING TO GET SOME HOMEWORK DONE TODAY
LET’S READ “ON THE ORIGIN OF SPECIES (by means of natural selection OR the preservation of favoured races in the struggle for life)” FOR READING AND WRITING II!!
YEAH THE ADVENTURE BEGINS
GREAT PAGES 80-157 I CAN DO THIS IT AIN’T NO THANG
YEP
wait
wait no
NOPE NO NOPE NOPE NOPE
STAY OVER THERE
YOU TRIED TO...
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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec
murderer: ok
cloudsareforcertain:
Should probably start doing actual work…
…nah.
padfootmagic:
i wish i went to school with all of you guys because then i would actually want to go to school
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This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
wellalright:
what if instead of cutting a “Z” into people’s shirts zorro just snapped his fingers in a Z formation and then ran out of the room.